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In brighter news, every two point play this team participates in is awfully fun. Ask Jack Del Rio, or the Denver BroncosYour coach Sean Payton. I will never get tired of Junior Galette accusing Payton of moving the teams training camp all the way to West Virginia just so he could bone his girlfriend. Oh, my friends. You have such hate in your dark hearts. So much anger for the cars. And I love every bit of it. The government of the UK said on Saturday all drones larger than 250 gramsslightly more than half a pound, for all you ignorant Americanswill need to be. Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in. Its the perfect Sean Payton rumor. I dont even think he even bothers to call plays anymore. I think he spends all his time on the sideline drawing up guest lists and figuring out ways to blame shit on his d coordinator. Your quarterback Drew Brees, who could be 6. Russell Wilson gets a lot of shit for being a corny brandbot, but Old Man Brees mastered that game before Russ was googling love poems in middle school. Ive said it before and Ill say it again, youre gonna HATE Drew Brees when he becomes an announcer. He will be the blandest, boringest studio guy in history. I can already picture him sitting at the CBS desk being like, The question for this Saints team is WHO IS GONNA STEP UP Garf. You may not realize it, but Brees has settled nicely into the second phase of his career as Really Good Archie Manning. He plays on shitty team after shitty team, and somehow his rep doesnt suffer for it. Everything is everyone elses fault. Meanwhile hes good for at least two casual picks a game. Im onto you, Brees. Youre Archie ing up the joint. I bet Tennessee is already recruiting your headset baby. Whats new that sucks Ohhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhh, people. Let me walk you crawdad humpers through the Adrian Peterson experience. After all, this is the shitbag who helped gift you the 2. NFC title, so its only fair to warn you for whats in store. First, youre gonna see him in a Saints uniform, and youre gonna watch him bust through to the third level and trample some fuckers, and you will absolutely lose your shit. Pinnacle Instant Dvd Recorder Serial Number Crack. Peggy is something along the edge of Saturns ring, a glitch whose source weve never seen. Cassini took a last peek at Peggy during its Grand Finale destructive. The season started off so optimistically for the Saints. Drew Brees got the team fired up with a pep talk about brotherhood and expectations. Unlockables are rewards in Saints Row IV Trivia The cheat Unlockitall unlocks every. Heres what Speedycop posted on Facebook about the fire Got on the road before 3 a. TrippyTippyHippyVan, the SpiritofLeMons, and the. Its a great feeling. Thats the moment you consecrate your agreement with Satan. And then the bill comes due. After all those cool runs, you will see Peterson get hurt, and drop passes, and whiff on critical pass blocks, and silently fume about not getting enough carries andor not being used in the I formation he literally cannot function in any other offense, and whip his kids in the nutsack. Now, I know that Louisiana is the perfect landing spot for someone who believes in the all encompassing power of corporal punishment. But even by those standards, Peterson takes GRAND liberties. Hes probably beaten my kids at some point when I wasnt looking. They likely deserved it. I havent gotten to the fumbles yet. I will never cease to be baffled by this mans penchant for fumbling. He hands could crush stone. And yet, he fumbles in every. Single. Critical. Moment. I swear to you, I have spent YEARS yelling DONT FUCKING FUMBLE at the TV screen only to watch Adrian Peterson do precisely that. And hell fuck you over, too. Youre not the Patriots. Youre not magic. You dont get all the good of the player with none of the bad. Youre getting the full Peterson display. He is man who has zero interest in self improvement, and hes gonna be stuck in a goddamn committee backfield to boot. This will end badly, I promise. Elsewhere on the field, the Saints are still near the top of the league in dead cap money, which means they had to perform the kind of accounting voodoo normally confined to the Louisiana state capital. They practically have to pay players in beads at this point. Heres Ted Ginn, ready to drop 7. Heres Manti Teo, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor. Heres rookie Marshon Lattimore, yet another token effort to improve what manages to be the worst pass defense in football history every successive year. Nick Fairley is already gone for the year. This defense will never ever be good. Youd have an easier time building a functional school in this state. Darren Sharper went to jail. You guys demanded Malcolm Butler from the Pats in exchange for Brandin Cooks and when they balked, you gave them Cooks anyway. What the fuck is wrong with you Did I mention the Saints play their first home game against the Pats Theyre gonna torch you. What has always sucked No fanbase gets more riled up when you take a shit on their homeland, so lets do that right now. I know you guys are very proud of your bad music and your gravy soup and your shrimp subs, but go to hell. Louisiana is a hole. The only thing keeping that state running is prison slave labor. And New Orleans is just Disney World for drunken idiots. Bourbon Street is Times Square with more shit and vomit, and you dont get to disown it. This years Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett. David Duke made his name in New Orleans. Every two bit David Simon that makes his way through New Orleans wants to lecture you about the citys culture and heritage. Meanwhile, your average Saints fan is a trash ass 3. Confederate monument, and never, at any time, speaking below a shout. A bag on the head improves the look of pretty much every Saints fan. SO GO SUCK ON SOME DIRTY RICE, YOU SHITBAGS. Did you know Okay, this billboard is amusing Or at least it was until I read the copy from the company that wants to put it up. In New Orleans we take history seriously. Hey, you know who else takes history seriously OTHER PEOPLE YOU PROVINCIAL ASSHOLES. Saints fans are gonna milk 2. Super Bowl victory, and its gonna be weird. I still say your rivalry with Atlanta is fake anyway. What might not suck With a mildly improved O line, Im excited to watch the Saints lose every game 5. Theyve perfected it. HEAR IT FROM SAINTS FANS Lealand Sean Payton has more 7 9 seasons than Jeff Fisher. Ralph The Saints were so happy the Patriots kept the Falcons from winning the Super Bowl, they sent their best receiver to Belichick for an offensive tackle with the hip of 7. Jude Id rather cheer for yellow fever at this point. John I love watching my team score with less than two minutes remaining in the game and still blow it. Fuck this team. Brett The Saints suck because its a dozen years after Katrina and this goddamn city is still flooding when it merely rains for a couple of hours. Oh but wait, it gets better do you know what I was woken up by at 3am this morningThis Might Be The Last Year Of The Saints As We Know Them, Thank Goodness. The season started off so optimistically for the Saints. Drew Brees got the team fired up with a pep talk about brotherhood and expectations and obligations. It mightve been the last season opening hype speech he ever gives them. After three straight 7 9 seasons, three straight lost season openers, and 1,3. Saints believedhopedwishedthis year would be different. Its just one game, but it looked like the same old same old. The new look defense, which was supposed to be much improved this year, allowed Sam Bradford to throw for 3. And it wasnt as if that was a sacrifice required to sell out to stop the run Dalvin Cook, in his NFL debut, rushed for 1. The Saints offense, usually the saving grace, was entirely mediocre. Falling behind early and having to give up on the run New Orleans backs settled for just 5. Drew Brees aired it out, and finished with decent numbers 2. TD, and his QB rating of 1. Week 1 starters, though it was a particularly putrid week of quarterbacking. The offense looked particularly punchless after right tackle Zach Strief left with a strained MCL thats going to keep him out for multiple weeks, and thats bad news The Saints early schedule is a tough one, hosting New England next week followed by road matchups at Carolina and Miami, and then after a bye, games against the Lions and Packers. Theres a very realistic path to a 1 5 start here, and another lost season. And after the season Well, thats when things will finally get interesting. ESPN reported this weekend that Drew Breess contract contains a rare clause that prevents the Saints from using the franchise tag on him. Thats a big deal, because this is the last year of Breess contract and theres been no movement from either side to work on a new one. In the summer of 2. Saints worked out a one year extension because it was important to both sides to keep Brees from playing as a lame duck. This year there was no such effort. In training camp, Brees said there were no contract negotiations taking place I dont expect them to I dont really desire them to. Brees could certainly re sign in New Orleans. He is the franchise and has been for a decade. But hes also been the reason the Saints have been trapped in salary cap hell for years. To keep re signing Brees, the Saints have gotten increasingly creative with his contracts, effectively kicking the cap crunch down the road. In 2. 01. 6, for example, for Brees to have only a 1. But the piper has to be paid. If Brees and the Saints part ways this offseason, hell still count 1. Either way, all that looming dead money hamstrings the Saints abilities to sign other players to long term deals. Its a big obstacle to getting sustainably better, and to signing cornerstone players on either side of the ball. Brees will want to be paid next year, wherever that is, and he deserves it. With the likes of Derek Carr and Matt Stafford inking deals that will functionally pay them more than 2. Brees is in for a significant raise, even if at age 3. The franchise tag for a quarterback in 2. Brees would represent a discount for New Orleansbut thats off the table, thanks to the clause in Breess contract. The Saints may well decide this team will be better off letting him walk, and finally entering a real rebuild. And thats probably the smart play A win now strategy is pretty self defeating when, for the fourth year in row, the Saints likely arent going to win. The rebuildingand the reckoning with Breess dead cap hitis coming. Theres no way around it. The only question is when. By letting him play out the final year of his deal, both the Saints and Brees are sending indications its coming very soon.