Melrose Place 2.0 Episode Guide
Melrose Place 2.0 Episode Guide' title='Melrose Place 2.0 Episode Guide' />As actress Jane Horrocks denounces Tesco chavs. VERY tongue in cheek guide to shopping styles. By. Claudia Connell for Mail. Online. Updated. 0. GMT, 3. 0 July 2. Absolutely Fabulous actress Jane Horrocks boosted. Tesco. Now. shes revealed that, in real life, she finds shopping there a scary. But surely shes just being snooty Here, CLAUDIA CONNELL presents her. WAITROSE Who Shops There Yummy mummies with an au pair in tow to take care of Tabitha and Henry while they fill the trolley thirty something smug couples who share the cooking and Bridget Jones singletons whove heard mythical stories of finding love in the supermarket aisles. The Waitrose Experience These people wouldnt dream of letting a sausage roll or a Mr Kipling Fondant Fancy darken their shopping trolley. Every item is carefully scrutinised for nutritional content, calories and organic credentials before being purchased. Words like hand cut and sustainable feature heavily on the packaging and, thanks to backing by celebrity chefs, its full of people excitedly buying the ingredients for Hestons wacky duck and daffodil pie followed by Delias thoroughly sensible rhubarb crumble. What does your supermarket say about you The Good Staff so nice that you want to make them all your new best friends, a Zen like feeling of calm and tranquillity, short queues and the brilliant honesty self scanner system whereby you can scan and pre pack all your own shopping because Waitrose customers arent the sort to try to nick a packet of Hobnobs. The Bad Expensive. Poor selection of frozen goods and the sense of shame you feel if you buy anything thats not organic, fair trade or free from chemical additives. Melrose Place 2.0 Episode Guide' title='Melrose Place 2.0 Episode Guide' />The Hollywood Reporter is your source for breaking news about Hollywood and entertainment, including movies, TV, reviews and industry blogs. Wasted money on unreliable and slow multihosters LinkSnappy is the only multihost that works. Download from ALL Filehosts as a premium user at incredibly fast speedsTypical Basket Olive oil infused with something or other, Covent Garden Soup, hummus, buffalo mozzarella, Duchy Original milk, Rachels yoghurt and a misshapen loaf of bread that weighs more than you do. O Que Quer Dizer Tipo De Movimento Vista Ao Advogado. SAINSBURYS Who Shops ThereMasterchef wannabes young, hip professionals stay at home mums and bachelors buying microwave meals just five minutes before closing time. The Sainsburys Experience Feel like youre a cut above Tesco, yet still a bit intimidated by Waitrose Then Sainsburys is the store for you. Thanks to a highly successful 1. Jamie Oliver, its the supermarket for amateur chefs whove had their eyes opened to a brave new world of pan frying, blanching and searing. Theres plenty of goats cheese and weirdly shaped mushrooms for those who want them, but shops also stock a reassuring amount of snacks, ready meals and household staples. The Good Wide variety of food, often sourced locally. The Fair Trade crowd are catered for, but nor are those who fancy a supper of Ritz Crackers and Dairylea made to feel unwelcome either. The Bad The Nectar Card. The loyalty system that generously gives you 2. Having to rent a trolley for 1. Check out staff trained in the art of tedious small talk and who guard their free plastic bags like the crown jewels. Hands down the worst self service tills on the High Street. Typical Basket Tuna steaks, fresh herbs, a Taste The Difference lasagne, Kettle Crisps, Ben Jerrys ice cream and a bottle of Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc. TESCO Who Shops There Just about everyone at one time or another, but mainly parents on a budget, the elderly, those doing the big weekend shop, and students. The Tesco Experience It may offer everything from funeral arranging to pet insurance, but the supermarket is particularly good for harassed mums trying to buy enough shopping for kids lunch boxes in order to cash in their Club Card points for a trip to Alton Towers. They never seem to twig that if they just paid for tickets to Alton Towers, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper than the 1. The snootier middle classes would rather get in their cars and drive to the nearest Sainsburys or Waitrose, leaving the car less and less pretentious to snap up Tescos endless range of BOGOF offers. The Good Competitive pricing, helpful staff, and they dont look at you like youve just kicked a guide dog when you confess that you havent brought your own bags. The Bad Crowded, long check out queues, and despite their Finest range the selections are pretty bog standard and uninspiring. They also like to keep customers on their toes by all too often relocating the food. Typical Basket Multi buy tubes of Pringles, a JLS CD, chicken kiev, dried pasta and Dolmio sauce, instant sachet cappuccinos and a selection pack of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. ASDA Who Shops There Budget conscious old folk in comfy slacks and sandals, bravely jostling for space alongside young mums with six unruly children in tow wearing more hair scrunchies and leisure suits than you can shake a stick at. Shop there and youll notice that as far as the younger Asda shoppers are concerned, Satay and Coulis are nice names to call twins. The Asda Experience As well as the usual staples, Asda is the supermarket that gladly caters for the less sophisticated palate where you can still buy cheese that you squeeze from a tube, fruit yoghurts the colour of highlighter pens, and pickled onions that havent been rebranded as cocktail onions. The Good Cheap, unchallenging and an adventure playground for anyone who wants to lose themselves in a world of E numbers rather than live a virtuous life on organic, eco, Fair Trade. But best of all is Asda FM their in store radio station where you can bop to Abba and Brotherhood Of Man while filling your trolley with delicious junk food and not feel a twinge of shame. The Bad Lets be honest, its some of the customers. Trolley rage is rife, as the younger clientele treat the aisles like an indoor karting track. Out in the car park, competition for the spaces nearest the doors is fiercer than an Easy. Jet boarding queue. Typical Basket Panda pop, Findus Crispy Pancakes, Turkey Twizzlers, Take A Break Magazine, Vienetta ice cream and a bottle of Malibu. MORRISONS Who Shops ThereMostly based in the North of England, this chain is particularly frequented by working families, young people who actually believe Denise Van Outen and Richard Hammond do shop there, and grannies with an armful of 2. The Morrisons Experience Unlike the TV ad, the customers really dont want to know the exact route the sardine took before it ended up on the fish counter they just want to know at what time in the afternoon it will be marked down in price. Shoppers tend to be old fashioned traditionalists who have set dinners on certain days of the week, love a Sunday roast, and believe theres nothing that you cant serve with gravy. They think Heston Blumenthal is bonkers and that anything char grilled or sun dried is poncey Southern nonsense. The Good Refreshingly old fashioned, and just about the only supermarket that restricts itself to groceries and household goods and isnt hellbent on trying to sell you an ironing board, a pair of pyjamas and a flat screen TV when you do your weekly shop. The Bad All a bit basic and no frills. Sometimes you want to be spoilt for choice, with marrows or chorizo sausages even if you wouldnt have the first clue what to do with them. Typical Basket Aunt Bessies Yorkshire puddings, Cathedral Cheddar, Blueband margarine, tinned peaches, Carnation milk, sponge fingers and kitty litter. LIDL AND ALDI Who Shops ThereEntertainment News Los Angeles Times. Justin Chang. On June 1. Loughinisland, a village in County Down, Northern Ireland, where locals had gathered to watch the Irish Republic trounce Italy in the World Cup. The assailants opened fire, killing six patrons, all of them Catholic men.